τoo much hypε αround virignity?naτalie dylan τhinks so, with a $3.8 million bid for hers.the 'transaction,' planned to take place at the bunny ranch in carson city,has owner dennis hof kindly offering to upfront the entire auction.could it be due to ebay's unfortunate dismissal?aw,poor little pu$$y...(cat.)well spoon thumbs up for natalie d(ick)lan, because i didn't get shit for my virginity.not a handshake,no. not a thank you please come back soon card...no. not a hand-crafted plaque with my initials engraved in a pretty little fancy princess font...no. ηot α damn thing...(and god knows i waited a long time.) and for all you orthodox, conservative mother effers' out there protesting that miss natalie is indeed demeaning herself, stop lyin' to yo bad-self, because i'd be damned if you wouldn't trade your AMAZING first time for millions of dollars.plus, she's seeking other qualities than money for her first time lover poobear."im looking for intelligence and an overall nice person,"stated miss natalie.bullshit bitch, you're looking for ass in all the right places.
some have also confessed that yes, not only is natalie acting like a complete whore, but that she should wait and give her precious flower to someone who is going to be meaningful in her life. zzzz.zzzz.zzzz.wake my ass up when you snap back to reality.how many of you morons actually speak to the man/woman who you lost your virginity to?and if you're married to them,well 1)you're an idiot, and 2)i'll be damned AGAIN if you wouldn't trade that "ONE" penis for a 3.8 million dollar lump sum. (how LIMP are you now??????)
and then there's the few who proclaim again how inappropriate this genius is. why? because she's selling herself? good for her! some idiot is willing to pay millions to pop miss natalie's cherry.this is strictly business;this is a business trans-accccccc-tiiiiion.stop rolling your eyes, and quit talking shit, because you have all have fallen victim to the occasional one-night stand, and i'm sure you all wished some jackass paid you for that gruesome wake-up call.nothing worse than rising next to some butter-faced beefcake, pondering which hole his beer-can cock was rammed into.(sick lambs... smart prostitute.)
ps.im sure miss natalie's eyes will be closed during the entire 'memorable' experience.
pss.she's not even cute.i would've tripled her investment.(what an idiot.)
