HEY IT'S OK...

HEY IT'S OK...

.to stimulate the economy one Louboutin at a time.

.to sing 'whatever lola wants,' as you bat your eyelashes, holding a glass of wine, soaking in a tub of bubbles.

.to write a stupid love letter after a breakup because you need 'closure.'

.to tell the starbuck's barista, "that's NOT my name," when she writes KAREN on your sugar free iced skinny vanilla latte cup when you're name is clearly KIM.

.to roll your eyes so far behind your head, that others thank you for your patience.

.to demand being taken off speakerphone, NOW.

.to pretend you're a stupid lamb.

.to pretend you're a stupid lamb in love with a masochistic lion.twilight style.

.hell, to pretend you're in twilight. YOU'RE A VAMPIRE! (another reason to be anorexic.)

.to be blair from gossip girl.because you can.and who the hell cares if you can't. you're blair. shutup.

.to talk shit about lindsay lohan,and then save her skinny ass as your screen saver.

.to start your to-do list with something you've already done.and check it off with a smile.

.to take everything off before you step on the scale.your rings,your underwear.wait,your hair-tie.and then move the real number lower because you're a little bloated than you were yesterday.

.to not share your dessert,because you DON'T share.

.to have six favorite colors, and 10 favorite movies.

.and 12 favorite songs, and then continue to say "OMG that's my favorite song."

.to secretly wish someone else would clean up your mess.ba haha.

.to continuously say,"that's the last cigarette.i mean it."

.not to know exactly why you're crying, what errands you're "running," or where the hell you're going.

.to throw your hair up in a ponytail even if it's covered in sweat and head out in public.

.to own ONE Chanel bag with 20 dollars inside, and four over-due credit cards.

.to tell every guy you're 'different.'

.to look at your self in the mirror, and find not one DAMN flaw.