the act of recycling.

no, i'm not talking about the 12 bottles of water you go through a week, or you know, PAPER, i'm talking about well, (past lovers). don't look so surprised you mindless monkey; i've come to appreciate this wonderful technique i call 'reusing.' it's a simple philosophy. you 're-use' those whom you've previously slept with, whether they were simple hook-ups, simple relationships, serious, invisible relationships, or, ok...i think you understand where i'm heading here.and this form of recycling can take place anywhere, as long as it involves the process of using people while pretending they're in actuality, new people, in order to prevent a waste of potentially 'use'ful people.comprende?

think about it-when you 're-use' you're one less ass-cheek of being called a whore, because hooking up with past lovers does NOT increase your number.no, it does not.let's dissect the basics here:

1) saves energy: you're wasted, you're horny, you're happy and you're looking so fly.what's more USEful than running into an old fling?you omit the greeting, the shaking hands, the exchanging numbers, the i don't give a shit what your name is, nonsense.kind of like recycling. statistics show a paper mill uses 40 percent less energy to make paper from recycled paper than it does to make paper from fresh lumber.this my friends, is good.

2) saves money: not that i'm assuming you would ever BUY sex, sigh, 're-using' usually comes with a) free bar tabs, b) free rides, (take your dirty mind out of the gutter) c) cell phone minutes, text messages,..i can go on.with pre-existing lovers, there really isn't a need for much communication.

3) saves trees: i'll let you ponder about this one.

i mean, who has relationships these days anyway? by using the technique i presented above, ex lovers are able to rekindle what they once lost: shit. you broke his heart because he cheated on you? aw, sweet.look at you now bambi-bending over backwards wearing limited elbow pads.you don't look so upset today. and for those of you who actually have 'true' love, please share with the rest of my lonely circle of friends here where you found this 'thing' you call real. is there a relationship land us pathetic souls have not surrendered to? tell me.indulge me.facilitate my wandering mind.because as much as i'd like to find it, for right now my main concern is making the earth a better, safer place; recycling has become my new hobby; recycling has become my 'real' friend.

live your life son...enjoy the irresponsibility, you filthy vixen.