fast forward to today: im passing us1 and 22nd, and i hear a sudden boom boom pow. and there it is...what appeared to be a little toyota, smashed on its side. wow, i exhaled noisily, and as i looked to my left i found another little car flipped over on its side against a giant pole. ten minutes later i manage to cross the intersection, to what appeared to be a very illegal left. "DO IT!" screamed my sidekick, and BAM the effen' POL_IC_IA on its tiny badass biker mobile pulls my damn ass over. all i could say was 'sorry.' hell, did he know that i just missed my g+d damn trip to vegas? did he know that im suffering on a stupid antibiotic which has forced me to not only MISS MY VEGAS trip but to also not be able to socialize, because GOD forbid people enjoy my company without hoping i don't breathe their way? did he know of this viral infection? did he know that i just witnessed a severe car accident and was the SECOND, i repeat, SECOND person according to the 911 operator TO CALL 911 !!!!!!!!! did he know that i chipped a tooth yesterday in order to save others from inhaling bad breath? FCKU. thank you OCCIFER for my FCKUing violation; the second one that i just 'happened' to receive this year.does this make me a habitual traffic offender now? you couldn't wait until august could you? it's less than what, 30 days away? so now i have to suffer and attend a 12, not 4 hour traffic school course? thank you, no really, thank you. who do i have to sleep with in this damn city to save some g+d damn money? fckumylife.fckuyou.because i've already been fckued more than three times in the past THREE days.
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