Tuesday, September 29, 2009

some tramp looking for an emotionally unstable man.


ok, so my blog seems to center itself around emotionally unstable men, PIGS, and everything else that probably makes me seem extremely depressed, anal-retentive, un-emotional, and pissed off at the world...but in reality, i am anything but. I'm actually VERY sarcastic and majority of my postings relate to the world, not to me. Below is something i found googling, ( i love to google.) and its from a woman who is LITERALLY searching for an UNSTABLE (algerian) man. i couldn't stop laughing, and had to post this because HECK, what's another person thinking im a man-eater gonna do to my life? nada.... ps. my thoughts are interrupted in the quotes...so love me, or leave me the fuck alone, boop. :)

"Ok I will make this brief=I want to make some emotionally unstable Algerian male friends--Some criteria: Yells alot, Talks to himself while p*ssed off, (*who the HELL wants this!!!!!!) Gets emotional when talking about certain holidays, people, soccer teams, Can't seem to bring himself to eat out ( likes to make his own food),(*wow, what a cheap-ass.) Actually listens to CHEIKH HAMADA, Has 2 leather jackets, (*only two? hahahaha, what if he has three!!! fuck.) Wont wear anything he cant wear a leather jacket with, (*this bitch is obsessed, eh?) Somehow is convinced that his best friend has turned against him-Cannot bring himself to get another car although his car is 15 years old and has 300,000 miles, (*i mean, really?) -I really would like to say I would like to meet a normal guy but normal guys usually think I am too weird so I say BRING ON THE MAHBOULS. (* i don't even want to know what this means.)

About me: I am cute. Nothing more nothing less. (*bitch must be FUGLY.) Not exceptionally bright. (*clearrrrrrly) Not exceptionally pretty. But very patient. I need a crazy crazy Algerian and I promise I will love him to death. (* promises fade you little tramp.)

please be on the lookout for my lunatic----Looks unimportant. (*obvvvvviously.) Level of insanity is crucial. No normal men need apply. (* i would love to meet this maniac.) I kind of find myself very attracted to very ugly men so don't worry about looks. (*is this a joke?) What is important is that he is a complete pain in the @&*. I love that in a man. In fact, the more annoying and eccentric the better."  (* she's every man's dream.)

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