i am currently seeking the following: a normal man. 1. you say normal, i say compos mentis-show me a man who's peculiar.eccentric.lucidus.a well-adjusted man who sweats emotional stability. give me this-and i'll give you ill give you :)
2. must have clive owen's charm and eric bana's face.(tastes like you but sweeter.)
3. must understand the notion of 'la homme fatale.' (in case you're incapable of making 'rational' decisions at one point, please don't complain. there's only room for one needy person in this triangle.)
4. must understand the cataleptic spasm that stirs in my flesh- indifferent, irresponsible, insensible, poisoning.
5. must be able to seduce me, at all times.
6. i am seeking the obsessive, the compulsive, the neurotic, social-manic paranoid butterfly- ... basically normal.
7. histrionic personality disorder: pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, (with an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness). commit to memory.
8. must play NO games: frisky pup seeks some tail. tired of going in circles.
9. ill be the baby seagull- you feed me regurgitated raw fish--i'll provide the vomit inducer, you bring the strap-on beak. (no weirdos, please.)
10. must hate cats. if you're allergic, i'm in love.
11. must speak innocent english.
12. must have a high credit score: with a lot of points accrued, you may get away with cheating on me (jk) (focus valentina, normal. focus. focus.)
13. an intelligent man: just because you're into algebra, U + I does not = 69
14. im seeking a rich old man with a bad heart and no relatives, (just kidding, but what a great ending? )
P - provocative (or seductive) behavior
R - relationships, considered more intimate than they are
A - attention, must be at center of
I - influenced easily
S - speech (style) - wants to impress, lacks detail
E - emotional lability, shallowness
M - make-up - physical appearance used to draw attention to self
E - exaggerated emotions - theatrical
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