Classified.

Normal Girl Seeks Normal Man: 

-no, offering to double my salary is NoT intriguing, i repeat...offer...

-first the stalk, then the roots: do not use your folly like a stalking horse; whoever told u we are 'meant' to be together is a LIAR. (secret service hires fake psychics.) get OFF my palm, (f*ck.)

-we will NOT cocoon together like a butterfly. you are a cockroach for telling me this; "small adult with no wings." (you are INcomplete metamorphosis.)

-if love beats to the sound of a drum, may you beat to a guitar with no strings.  

i want a nice piece of toast.(croutons need not to apply.)