1)their lungs are a shade darker, (i mean, foo.)2) squadron failure: any man standing alone is indeed a pathetic expectation.
3) crusty cheesy lines will not benefit you once you've gained 10 lbs., or right after he cheats on you. (this is a fact, my fellow lads.)
4) holding an intellectual conversation in a room filled with genital retards dancing in circles, can't be any more romantic than it sounds. and don't take this for granted: this is NOT sexy body language. it's just not.
5) nightclubs are all about STIMULUS: understand this.appreciate this.write this on a sticky note and stick it to your forehead.
6) now, with that disclaimer, all of the unnecessary garbage lingo (zzzz) is just that: why sweet talk a woman when
she CAN'T hear you?
7) glass of wine: shots: ugly man: more shots: cuter ugly man: groping breasts: tequila: one-night stand. (ladies, don't let your inhibitions fail you.)
8) men in nightclubs are frequent fliers: they can ONLY add to their mileage by talking to numerous women during the night. when it's your turn, acknowledge this: never feel special. no, i'm sorry. you are NOT one of a kind. You are just ONE of many.(kind of.)
9) stroking his penis with your hips is NON-VERBAL communication gone WRONG. get your ass back to the bar, you dirty SLUT. (not cute.)
10) oh, and don't equate his dancing skills to his bedroom skills: 'o eh, o eh, o eh, o eh, the rhythm is gonna get you...'
rough.
preach!
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